OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
True college students do jello shots in the library
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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