Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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