He disabled his match.com account in front of me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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