do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
His nipple licking is glorious
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