weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night