oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Since when is my clitoris pierced?