your parents love me but you hate me
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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