i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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