All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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