You're my little dorito
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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