If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize