I hate all girls vehemently.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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