He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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