WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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