Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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