I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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