Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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