Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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