just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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