were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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