yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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