So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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