So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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