I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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