sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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