susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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