I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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