So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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