there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think I just sharted jello shots
Randomize
