just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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