R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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