I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Randomize
