if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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