Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I am naked and annoyed.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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