me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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