We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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