she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
