Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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