What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The power of my boobs compel you
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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