i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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