But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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