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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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