did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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