there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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