why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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