This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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