Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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