you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So squirting runs in the family.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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