it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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