There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever