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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Go study a dick amy that's outrageous

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.

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• (925): View more from California

  can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.

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  i can respect that.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.

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• (760): View more from California

  Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?

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