Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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