I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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