if you like me you must not know who I am
She is in my trunk
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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