Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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