so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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