today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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