Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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